Which is more humiliating: Cough Test or Gyn Exam?

As a guy I would ten times rather spread eagle than acquire groaped! I would think that going to the ob-gyn would be bearing worse. We have to be completely exposed and prodded while they shine a bright reading light down there beside their face a few inches away! Damn, I abhorrence going!
How would you like have a metal instrument shoved up your a--? I'd equate a pap to that if I were a guy.